Latin Business

Just a little scene from latin that you might find funny.‎

‎Ms. Williams: Shut your laptops please girls, I didn't ask you to get them out

‎Midge: Shoot I forgot that

‎Ms. Williams: Enough talking. No let's get down to business.‎

‎Me and Dabaja(singing): To defeat the huns, Did they send me daughters when I asked for ‎sons? You're the saddest bunch I've ever met but you can bet before we're through. Mr I'll ‎make a man out of youooooooooooo

Ms. Williams: Errrrrr Right do you have your exercise books?‎

Rowing and TOM

Its that time of year.
The time when some of my friends start to make jokes about how I'm 'doing TOM'
I just found out the Tournament Day is in one week (Massive freak out session)
Which is horrible but it does mean I can go to rowing camp which is two weeks from today.

If Tony Abbott Wins..........

So on Friday (When Labor was still in Power) My dad said to my Mum that if Tony Abbott won he would move to New Zealand. My Mum asked if she could go too.

Now that Labor has lost. Yep, I'm saying they've lost (Even though they might get Benelong back due to postals and the green guy will side with them[because greens do that]) I've been planning mylife in NZ.

Including schools, houses and holidays.

NOTE: THIS IS MOSTLY A JOKE--- I DON'T THINK I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO NZ

Because Harry Potter is Awesome and Twilight is Not

Music Shuffle and Trivia

I'm sick and to combat my boredom I put my iTunes on shuffle and was astounded at how many horrible songs I have. For example:

• The Barbie Girl Song
• The Chipmunk Song
• Various Rap Songs

But I also found a song called Bridal Train by the Waifs (I'll put it in the mixpod so you can hear it) and I actually knew what it was about. I was so pleased about this that I felt the need to share it. Hence this post.

Then After I wrote this I started thinking about the purposes of elective history (not that I learnt about that in elective history but still) and I remembered trivia night.

I was on a table with my rowing crew and their friends none of whom did elective history. So there was one round that was only History and I would have done pretty badly if not for elective history. One of the questions was something like "Which two houses were involved in the War of the Roses" and I actually knew the answer.

End of Story.

Why English Is So Hard?

We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes;

But the plural of ox should be oxen not oxes.


Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese;

Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.


You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice,

But the plural of house is houses, not hice.


If the plural of man is always called men,

Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?


The cow in the plural may be cows or kine,

But the plural of vow is vows not vine.



And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet,

But I give you a boot - would a pair be called beet?



If one is a tooth, and a whole set is teeth,

Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?



Then one may be that, and three may be those,

Yet the plural of hat would never be hose;



We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,

But though we say mother, we never say methren.



The masculine pronouns are he his and him,

But imagine the feminine - she, shis and shim!



So our English, I think you will all agree,

Is the trickiest language you ever did see!

--Anon

I hath madeth a picture

I made this picture on gimp and it took me forever to get it in the shape of Australia. So be appreciative of the picture.

DD

Daily(If I remember) Doctor Who Picture

Deathly Hallows

Here is a link to some videos about deathly hallows. They're quite short but still interesting.

Edit: So apparently some people are confused by my awesome linking skills. To go to the link you click on the word 'here'

Aloysius

Yesterday I was watching Brideshead Revisited and there is a character called Sebastian Flyte who, for most of the first three episodes carries around a teddy bear which is named Aloysius.

I was watching the show with my mum and mentioned that I now wanted to get a teddy bear and name it Aloysius.

My Mum got up and went to her room and retrived a bear which she has had since university and gave it to me.

The bear was originally given to her my her friend Craig the first time he went to London (he now lives there and does stuff for the Ballet) Mum named the bear Iris but refers to the bear as a 'he' which I find strange.

Climate Change

Rory Williams

A Very Potter Sequel

Doctor Who

Sleep Pattern

So I got home at 11:30 from a Chorus Line.

Had to get up at 5:40 to go rowing

Was extremely tired so decided to have a snooze starting at 11:30 and going to 4:30

Couldn't get to sleep (big surprise) until 12:00 and then had to get up early to go rowing again.

I am  now really really tired and I have decided to blame Chorus Line

30 Day Challenge

Well.................................I failed. I used all my internet download watching stuff on Youtube and then the internet wouldn't work...............Woops

The Master

So I was listening to L-dub talking about the “flight or fight’ thing and all the processes that go on. ‎Then I thought how weird it would be if we had to think of them all to make them happen. Then I ‎wondered if the doctor had to think of all that. Then I started wondering about the Master. When ‎the doctor transformed into a human (family of blood) he kept the same appearance but when the ‎master was human he was really old and not good looking. So does that mean he looked like that ‎before he re-wrote his DNA or did he just age? That question puzzeled me for awhile and then I ‎decided to tune back in what L-dub was talking on to hear that he was talking about the pituitary ‎gland as “The Master” gland. ‎


Also........Does anyone else think it is really horrible that Windows 7 doesn’t have any Pinball? I do.‎

Pictures! (slightly HP related)

this picture is from http://www.toothpastefordinner.com and makes me laugh
just like ...

which is from tumblr(or whatever its called) somewhere

Your Ex

Dear My Ex,

May I present my condolences about your non-exsistance. I am deeply sorry

-Gen

In Regards to the Quote Above

I just wanted to let you know that I did not chose the quote above. As you can see I have a new templete/theme/skin and the quote was attached and I can't edit it.

While the quote is okay it is not what I would have chosen.

I would have chosen something demotivating or something from a book (read harry potter)

The Most Beautiful People I Know

To my friends,

You are the most beautiful people ever (and not just on the inside you are all amazingly pretty)

Josie, Ella and Alice (If you ever read this) YOU ARE NOT FAT SO DON'T SAY YOU ARE.

Love Gen

This is a vlogbrothers video not mine.

Someone You Would push off a cliff

Refer to letter directed towards Bella from Twilight.

No further explanation is needed

Your Celebrity Crush

Since I've just been having a Richard Armitage television marathon he is going to be my official celebrity crush.

Dear Richard Armitage,

I am deeply sorry that when my mum first started talking about you I dismissed you as an idiot. I will be the first to admit that I was wrong. You are awesome!

Especially in North and South and Robin Hood and Spooks and everything else you've done.

-Gen

Also please note that this letter is not late as there are a full 40minutes until tomorrow.

I am now going to bed because I have to go rowing tomorrow and I don't want to die.

A Character from Twilight

Dear Bella,
You are an idiot. Jacob is so much better than Edward but even then why don't you try dating normal people like Mike? What was wrong with Mike? He seemed fine to me.

Also can you never stop Complaining? Ever?

-Gen

Voldemort!

Voldemort,
I don’t like you. Actually that’s a lie, In a Very Potter Musical you are really sweet at the end with the whole “You think killing people is going to make them like you but it doesn’t, It just makes people dead,” but apart from that you really aren’t a very nice person.
Even if you were really good looking when you were younger.
-Gen

Your Favourite Fictional Character (Severus Snape)

Severus Snape,
I’m sorry that you’re dead and that no one realised what a great person you were until you were dead. Yes you were a bit of an arsehole when it came to the trio but I think you make up for it.
I hope you realised you saved the world. You deserve so much more recognition the hpff give you. They should have a day, no a week, dedicated to honouring you.
Finally I can say with complete certainty that Lily would be proud of you.
She has definitely forgiven you.
-Gen

Your Favourite Fictional Character (Finnikin)

Finnikin,
I’m not going to try to break up your marriage with Isaboe because I know that you two are meant for each other. I will however admire you from a far because you are awesome. Sometimes you’re a bit thick especially when you mistranslated ‘reserdus’(or however its spelt) and then tried to make someone kill you if you were ever going to harm Evanjalin. That was pretty stupid. SPOILERS-also an idiot could see that Evanjalin was Isaboe and it took Lucian of the Monts to get you to see it. Really that is embarrassing and you are suppose to be smart.
Nevertheless you are awesome and that internal struggle between the two choices was painfully beautiful.
-Gen

A Teacher that you hate or like

I have decided to do the challenge (linky)

Dear Ms Ferner (I have no idea if that how her name is spelt)

You were the best primary school teacher imaginable so good that I choose to be in a different class to my best friend just so I could stay in your class.

Looking back on it, it was a bad decision that I wouldn't make again since you left halfway through the year.

I can't really recall what you taught me but I do remember you letting me read Harry Potter in class. Thanks for that.

-Gen

Cold, Gloves, Phone and Youtube

5:04

watching doctor who and am really really freezing. it is about 6degrees outside. mountains are really really cold and well actually they are just cold.

5:48

definitely going to bring gloves next time. fingers are about to drop off. but homemade meat pies are warm and yummy:)
very confused about the way there is good speed internet but almost zero phone reception.
phone is annoying. old (as in not old but relitively new shiny touch screen) phone would not turn on so had to take sim card out and place in super super old phone that has predicto type as its permanent texting setting.
can not type on predicto type setting.



5:57


can now type in machine like style with predicto text on. feel very very proud of impressive skills on crappy phone. phone is so old it only has:

• five ringtone options
• no bluetooth
• takes about a day and a half to charge
• takes a knife to open the back to get the sim card in
• is brick like in shape
• has predicto text
• has mini keys

6:09

was watching video on youtube ( --->here*) by Nerimon and got to the end and he said "wait just got a text message *he looks up* the pandoric's opening," assume this is doctor who related and very jealous that uk is up to the episode already given it is suppose to be fantastic.

his face was funny to (below)

Isn't it great how the add on youtube is for something worthwhile? don't see that very often:(

* witness my fantastic linking skills

6:28

Merlin is on in two minutes

New Style

6:40:

have decided to write blog in the style of Bridget Jones' Diary--->

have heard people say do nothing in tutoring. Obviously true since read large proportion of book in session when examining perspective. found this style of writing particularly annoying as could not get Bridget Jones voice out of head afterwards. Resolved to watch Bridget Jones Diary on youtube. do actually have copy of dvd but it is not hear. am very annoyed about this.

annoyance is overcome by happiness when remembering the presence of a shiny and plastic looking trophy amongst mess on bedroom desk.

Must clean up soon

7:38:

am watching doctor who given to me by eve and staplebum. the titanic crashed into the tardis. find this very funny

7:41:

found out titanic was spaceship not boat. feel very idiotic

7:49

found out that Kylie's characters' name in voyage of the damned in Astrid. find this strange as it is mothers name

Watching Lots of TV

I don't know why (well actually I do, it has a lot to do with being able to watch tv online) but I have become addicted to Talking about Your Generation.
The person shown here:


is Josh Thomas who is an Australian who sounds really really British. How is this possible?

Phantom of the Opera

For those of you who have been living under a rock this:



is the Phantom of the Opera CD cover.

For those of you who just aren't as obsessed as me and/or have been living under a rock this:



is the CD cover for Love Never Dies the sequel that is being made into a move.

Can I suggest that you listen to it because it is MOA especially Till I hear you sing!

Evil Over Lord List

I commited this list to memory for use when I rule the world:)

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

Channel Ten

I am very very very annoyed at channel ten!

Do you know why?

Its because they keep on changing the times of their programs (eg the good wife) and not puting the episode of glee that I missed on their website:(Speaking (well actually writing) about The Good Wife you should really watch it, its fantastic. Its a law show but actually believable because sometimes the innocent get punished like in tonights episode.

There was this college girl(girl a) who was accused of murdering another college girl (who we'll call girl b) but it turned out that girl b acidently shot herself and the jury decided that girl a wasn't guilty.

But girl a (since she thought that she would be charged as guilty and get 45 years in prison) decided to plead guilt and only get ten years.

It was actually pretty sad but still really good even though it probably doesn't sound like that since I skipped the bit about one of the law firm partners kissing Alicia (who is the 'good wife') and another one of the partners having 'sexual relations' with one of the witnesses but now I've mentioned so It most likely sounds a little more like a show that would normally be played on ten.

Neighbours is another show played on ten and it is really really bad. I have no idea why it is so popular overseas given it is so unbelievably crap

Glee is a good show though, I am officially a Finn/Rachel person now instead of a Jesse/Rachel one. That doesn't mean I want Jesse to go away though:( that would be horrible given he is absolutly amazing.

A Little Raincloud

I found this on Anna's tumblr and she found it from somewhere else so I have no idea who to credit for the image:(

Parabolas:(

This is a concave up parabola: This is a concave down parabola which shows the expression on my face when completing maths exercises on parabolas:

So.....................instead of doing maths exercises I'm spending time on Autograph making graphs for use in blog posts

Mortal Enemies

I was just watching some youtube and someone said 'mortal enemy'

Can I just point out how stupid that saying is, I know that I don't have any immortal enemies. I suppose that it might have made more sense in medieval times when peoples' enemies actually ended up dead but now its just stupid.

Maybe we should replace 'mortal enemy' with

'I wish they were no longer mortal because they were dead enemy'

That would be better

On the topic of Justin Bieber there is a wonderful site for those poor suffers of the illness that has been dubbed 'bieber fever' it is http://www.themountaingoatswillcureyourbieberfever.com/

Stupid Comments about teenaged girls!

So my mum was watching the Today show and the woman on it (I don't know her name) was saying something along the lines of :
"If your a teenaged girl you obviously are waiting for.."

and I thought it was going to be another ridiculous Justin Bieber story when she continued

"the release of the next movie in the popular twilight saga,"

What the hell? I thought we were finished with untrue generalisations about teenaged girls?

This is just another reason not to watch Channel 9

House Choir

People at my school tend to react to house choir in one of three ways

a) Yay! I'm so excited I love house choir!

b) Yay! and excuse to bludge

c) Kill me now!

I like to think of myself as a type c person.

Shout Box!

I got it to work (the shout box{which you should really use})! I am very proud of myself

Me: You sure it's text?

Eve: Absolutly positive

Me: Sure its not html?

Eve: Yep positive

Me: *trys html* It works

Eve's Mum: *laughs at Eve*